What we (ENGINEERS) learn in school...

You can study hard and still fail

You can not study and pass

Multiple choice does not mean easy

There are no trains here

Six exams can be written in 4 days, but it hurts

You can skip all the classes, study for 15 minutes before the final and still do better than an arts student in any arts class

Pi to six decimal places

Judging by my fellow students, engineers are either drunks or geeks

Everyone is someone else's weirdo

Front Row people are weird

Those who can, do, those who can't, teach

A 95.75% can be an A

An 80.1% can be an A+

You can kill your neighbors with a 9 volt battery

You NEED an HP