You are an ENGINEER if...

                                                                     


                                             

  

**You are an Engineer if**

You are always late to college.

You know what http:// stands for.

You can’t read your own handwriting.

All your sentences begin with “what if”.

You always ask your friend for a gf.

Your IQ is a higher number than your weight.

The only jokes you receive are through whatsapp

Your laptop computer costs more than your car.

You see a good design and still have to change it.

Your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone.

You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.

You spend more time on your home computer than with your gf.

You have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.

You order pizza over the Internet and pay for it through your home banking software.

You talk about the high resolution and picture-in-picture capability of your big screen TV while everybody is watching Jodha Akbar